This is my feeble effort.  Enter your captions below.  The winners receives a free copy of the next Read Before Filming guide.  Please make clear who is saying what in the captions. And for those who don't feel like cartooning, the first five people who identify the Hitchcockian clue on this page will also receive a copy.


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